timecowboy:

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"You were not made for the shame in his eyes when he can’t explain to his friends why he loves you."

Azra Tabassum (via agresnep)

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if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe

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"fucking idiot"

— me to me (via v-ws)

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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reverbelation:

Seelilien (sea-lilies)
by  Heinrich Harder

reverbelation:

Seelilien (sea-lilies)

by  Heinrich Harder

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mlsg:

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susemoji:

catch of the day

susemoji:

catch of the day

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kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

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