Safe to say I was a hot mess last night

Safe to say I was a hot mess last night

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chemicallycontent:

Historically Iconic.

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iamrapscallion:

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Auto re blog. Er’time

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sassysadprincess:

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

i dont know why i keep laughing at that caption omg

sassysadprincess:

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

i dont know why i keep laughing at that caption omg

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canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

canadianbussy:

I definitely never used MHIO but now I’m considering it

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australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

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panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

Same with men

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seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

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